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$REDBULL WINGS OUT

The premiere dropped. The team opened the wings. Our wojak took the wheel and never touched the brakes.

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THE PREMIERE

INTERACTIVE

TRICK LAB

Hit the tricks. Chain them fast for a combo. Don't crash the wojak.

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Wojak in a Red Bull racing suit and cap, arms crossed
DRIVER FILE

THE WOJAK

Team
Red Bull · degen division
Car
The new Tesla, wings fitted
Licence
Pending forever
Brakes used
0
Fears
Paper hands, gravity

He showed up to the premiere in a borrowed suit, said "I can drive", and nobody checked. The team bolted wings to the new Tesla for the show. He took it for a test lap and is still in the air.

FLIGHT LOG

FROM PREMIERE TO ORBIT

  1. T-0

    The premiere

    Lights, cameras, a brand new Tesla on stage. A wojak wanders backstage.

  2. T+1

    Wings bolted on

    The Red Bull team opens the crates. Wings. On a car. Nobody asks why.

  3. T+2

    Keys in the wrong hands

    "I can drive." He can't. He floors it anyway.

  4. T+3

    Full send

    Ramp, backflip, barrel roll. The crowd thinks it's planned.

  5. T+4

    Cruising altitude

    No brakes, no exit, no paper hands. Next stop: higher.

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